(I have this funny pic saved on my pictures...hehe...he's nt a brit???ooops! I am so sorry!!! Am not saying Americans are gay....okay???Juz this pic! COPY???)
Finnan Haddie--> F***! Am not referring to the dictionary so I don't really know what this means.....besides am lazy to search about this but I will consider it later....Hmmmnnn what is Finnan Haddie???
Flannel Cakes--> Ohhhh, How Soft thy Cake!!! Brit Guys Love it...Wooohoo....(tongue out)
Flummery--> Hold! Baby you reading this??? It's still early for sweet desserts...Wait for the midnight snack...Am still workin on it...OOOPPSSS reserving......
Haggis--> What is this??? Haggis? As in Hag? oh, that's rough....so harsh Bad Brit Gals.....
Lancashire Hot Pot--> okay, I don't know wut Lancashire means so I better shut up......
Junket--> Hush! Baby, don't rush......we gonna go...we gonna go...go to the flow...wine and dine with me to that promised land two heavenly bodies are being one!....oh, i can hear it baby...it's too loud.....hmmnnn, gettin wetty now....
Kedgeree--> You sure this a Brit Food??? hmmmmnnnn...(wondring) (thinking).... This is a fucken Indian Food!.....hehehe....(Eyes wide Open) (Thoughts).......Indians are known for KAMASUTRA..... I never tasted Kedgeree.....LMAO...."thought about indians" but I think Brits loves Kedgeree because of its aroma and the taste maybe is good.....Indian foods are spicy......I know that....hmmnnnnn....Aroma, tasteful feelings? Feelings or fillings???? wait... which is which? As in Kamasutra feelings? or ..... Indian fillings???? LOL.....
Ripper--> I think Brit Gals loves this food muchh.....what you think??? they wanted to be ripped.......hehehe....
Bath Oliver--> OH, OK??? Who's Oliver??? well, don't know about this bathing oliver???hehe...can somebody please tell me?
Cornish Pasty--> Ooohhh, maybe this is for Senior Affairs.....why? dunno why....but i think unshaved old brit corns really are pasty!!!......oooppsss......sorry! Fame, can't you just stop thinking and better sleep!
Poorman's Goose--> So what if he's poor!!!! At least he's happy with his mother goose! Goose is tasty!!!!
Porkin--> Damn Porkins! Brits loves this much???? Pork in the butt???hehehe.....
Punchnep--> Hah! Don't punch me or i'll punch you too!!! So Brits loves punching like twisting???? I really don't know what this means so I am sorry it was a stupid mistake!
Sponge Role--> hehehe....ofcourse this means to clean it up....Silly! Hold! SSSShhhhh...Oh yeah....that's it!.....Clean it up baby....You're so good......(baby, you reading this)?
Salmagundi--> Oh SALMAGUNDI! Oh SALMAGUNDI! Whew!!! Woooosshhh!!!! (not talking) I don't know wut this means so I better shut the fuck up! (Phbbt!!!!) Izzatt a name???
Scones--> Yah, I know baby you love this too...flat, round cake.....stop biting that cake.....Am commanding you!!!am Getting jealous.....
Scotch Egg--> hahaha Scotch Eggs??? Brit Gals loves Scot Drunken Eggs??? LMAO....ROFL.....OOOPPSS, Sorry to Scottish Peeps there....well, I never tasted that yet but Scotch on the Rocks I did......hehehhe.....booozzzzzinnnn....Was drunk and sober the next day!!!!
Sheppherd's Pie--> We're not talking about a German Sheppherd here, right? So what is a Brit's Shephherd's Pie??? Like American Pie???? hahahaha........food food food!!!! Hmmnnn....Where's Stiffler???? Lmao....ever watched american pie???
Brandy Snaps--> Yeah, I think So.....Baby, you're so bad....I just viewed this certain Brandi Snaps.......Bad Cat's.....They needed to be Whipped! Baby, I know not funny.....Am not a T...ok??? T? as in Tea??? nope Silly! T-Bird....or.....Les....EWWW......wutta T on tht Brandi Snaps.....
Sponge Cake--> Sponge again??? But this time it's the cake....You really do love me.....I'll sponge cake you and you'll sponge role me....hehehe....thinking of any better options??? No...Yes??? I think Not....MUAHHH......hehe...ooops....So what's the difference? Still the greedy me isn't it......Don't worry baby you ordered flummery crumpets.....and I know you're not gettin tired of me yet......hmmnnn....
{Oriental Sponge Cake--> natural, soft, milky cheesy} am not chinese...but I love Tofu and still belong to the East.....hehe....
Spotted Dog--> WOOF!!! WOOF!!! WOOF!!! wuzzaaat???? DALMATIAN??? UUhhh...Ohhhh...Brit Gals loves Spotted Dogs??? (Just a question....)
Sprats--> What!!! You Kidding me???? Lil Fish Again??? Oh, Geezzz!!! Stop it.....Big Brat Brit Kitties really loves lil fishes......ohhhh.....yah! I see...Ok..okkk...ok!
Syllabub--> oohhh now I think it's mah turn now.....Baby's soooo drunk now......finishing up with the midnight dessert.....It's mah turn to get drunk with my Baby Buckaroo!!! Now, mah turn from dawn til sunset!!! Sober up Baby.....hehehe...
Tart--> Well, I love real TARTS like peanut tart, strawberry tart, blueberry tart, ube tart, oatmeal with vanilla tart.....etc!!! Yaya......it's not funny Baby, yah know am not a T.....you're so cruel....don't misunderstood about this Tart!.....i was talking about real tarts....ok....no side meanings...and expressions....or I'll kick ur Ass....
Toad in the Hole--> Ok, I give up! Now, I really think that Brit Gals loves lil stuffs.....hehehee....Like herrings, lil herrings and now toads! I think Brit Gals love it coz it's small and have a tickling sensation inside.....hmmnnn...and thats really smelly, fishy, giving an itchy feeling..... But.....how's the filling of herrings or lil herrings and the toads???!!! Just asking??? okay....
Trifle--> That's what I thought! Just a Waste of time.......Get of that lil stuffs Brit gals....
Tweed Kettle--> AHHA! Therefore I conclude! Now, I know why you can't get off from these lil stuffs!!! You really bad hot kettles really don't mind ur coarsed and woolen skins....Now, I don't wonder...why Brit Cornish pasty Buckaroos are just getting more Pasty!!!! I thought, DOWS are for DOMS but I was wrong......Correct, me if i am wrong......okay....I will listen....hehe....
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Purok 4, Bul. Kal.
written by: Julieva Famejud
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